Okej, jag vet, llite många...!
(A young couple with an almost stereotypical southern accent enters the shop, browses around, and pick up some things, then go to the cash desk.)
Me: "Is that everything for you today?"
Woman: "We're on our honeymoon..."
Me: "Okay... will you be paying with cash, debit, or credit?"
(The man throws some money on the counter, saying nothing.)
Me: "I'm sorry, we can't take American money."
Man:"WHY THE &@^# NOT? AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!"
Me: "Well, that might be the case, but this isn't America."
Woman: "What?"
Me: "This isn't America. It's Canada."
Woman: "But that's part of America, right?"
Me: "No."
Man: "Oh, I get it. It must be Canada day. That's when they pretend to be independent."
Me: "Sir, we ARE independent. It's a separate country. Different money, different government, different accents."
Man: *winks to his wife* "Right..."
Me: "Thank you for calling technical support. My name is ***, how can I help you?
Customer: *distinct southern accent* "Where am I calling?"
Me: "*** technical support. Are you having trouble with your internet, sir?"
Customer: "I know that. I mean, what part of the world?"
Me: "I'm in Canada, sir. Is there something I can help you with?"
Customer: "Canada?! You have internet up in Canada?"
Me, sarcastically: "Nope...just got radio, in fact I had to drive my dog sled into work. There was a horrible accident and I lost two dogs. It's been a rough day."
Customer: "Oh...well, I want technical support from a country who actually has it." *click*
Supervisor monitoring calls: "You can't be serious."
